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Animal Joke |
Food
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Blind
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Dog
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Christmas Joke |
Marriage Joke |
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Animal Joke :-
Fish and Cat Story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the
surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking
distance.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes
six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just
then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to
itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will
jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what
was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer
to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab
the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the
hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish,
the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish,
the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the
sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was
observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to
the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the
hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and
I'll snatch the rat."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few
inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the
hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat
jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the pussy will
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Blind Joke :-
Browsing
A blind man walks
into a store with his Seeing Eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and
begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
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